Saint Nick Dick Pic

by Amy Engelhardt

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Santa sent a selfie that I can't unsee. NSFW, obvz.
Why $2? A generous portion of the proceeds from this track will be donated to a local Northern California Wildfire Relief organizations.❤🎅

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Santa's not a folktale - I've got Polaroids galore.
I met him every year inside a big department store.
But Santa went full digital in 2017.
He'll only Skype or FaceTime, and his lap on the screen.
But Santa is a real man. You ask me how I know.
He texted an attachment he called, "Ho Ho Ho!"

SAINT NICK DICK PIC - Hello!
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - That's no bowl full of jello.
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - Seriously?
Santa sent a selfie that I can't unsee.

(He sent a) SAINT NICK DICK PIC - Two lumps of coal...
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - And is that the... North Pole?
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - Was this sent just to me ?
Santa sent a selfie that I can't unsee.

On, Facebook! On, Twitter! On, Snapchat! (On phoner)
On Comet, on Cupid, on Blitzen! (On Boner?)
On J-Date, on Grindr, on Tindr! (On Reindr?)
You put the dong in ding dong. (I can't even.)

Saint Nick's stick could be a victim of hackage:
He never would deliver such a poorly wrapped package.

SAINT NICK DICK PIC - Naughty, not nice.
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - On my private device.
SAINT NICK DICK PIC - But before I delete it,
Merry Christmas to all! You know I think I might tweet it.

credits

released December 1, 2018
(c) 2018 I ARE Music (ASCAP)
Music/lyrics/arrangement: Amy Engelhardt

Backing vox: Rene Ruiz, Brynne Whitney
All Keys: Bob Malone
Bass: Steve Deutsch
Drums: Adam Gust

Produced by Amy Engelhardt
Recorded at Nurviwop Studios, Camarillo, CA by Steve McDonald
and Coldfoot Studios, Los Angeles, CA
Mixed at the Treehouse, North Hollywood, CA by CJ Vanston
EXTRA special thanks to Bob DeMarco, CJ Vanston, Harry Shearer & Judith Owen

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Amy Engelhardt Los Angeles, California

Singer/songwriter.composer/lyricist. Vocal arranger.
Session singer.
Doctor Demento artist. Jersey Girl.
Cheese lover.
Garlic fanatic.
Cat Servant. Formerly "Amy Bob" of Grammy noms THE BOBS. Let's order some drinks & appetizers. ... more

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