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Fluffy's Master Plan for World Domination (FLUFFY 2​.​0)

by Amy Engelhardt

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It's the 20th anniversary of FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION (originally recorded by Grammy-nominated vocal quartet The Bobs). What better time to reimagine this twisted classic, which inspired several fan videos and was featured in a Scientific American podcast... as a string trio with actual cats?

All of the artists and engineers donated their time for this track. Partial proceeds will be donated to Operation Blankets of Love (www.obol.info), devoted to helping all homeless animals on their path to adoption.

(c) 2000 I ARE Music (ASCAP)
(c) 2019 Amy Engelhardt (track)

lyrics

The scratching starts at 3 a.m.
He's at my window once again
His eyes are headlights, I'm a deer
He motions to me with his paw, "come here"

The cat next door has evil schemes
He's not as docile as he seems
We are just instruments they play
And he told me that cats will soon have their day

Out on the balcony he meows
That I’ll be working for them now….

FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
Soon there will be cats in charge of the nation!
Whiskers will be used to transmit information!
Meowing as a means of mass communication!
FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

Yarnball bullets, tuna-shaped tanks
Crinkly paper missiles and all-beef franks
They want catnip and mice cream, stinkbombs of salmon
They want sock toys and sofas and litter-filled cannons


The Longhairs will fight in the cold northern wind
Waving their flag of the Cheshire that grinned

Meow want chicken, Meow want liver, Meow want power. please deliver
Hypnotizing, super-sizing, mobilizing

FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
Soon there will be cats in charge of the nation!
Whiskers will be used to transmit information!
Meowing as a means of mass communication!
Dogs will be denied a basic education!
I am just a vessel of assimilation!
FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
FLUFFY'S MASTER PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!

credits

released December 16, 2019
Music/Lyrics/Vocals - Amy Engelhardt
Arranged by Chelle Fulk and Amy Engelhardt
Strings By Anthem - Kristen Jones (cello), Chelle Fulk (violin), Janet Greene (violin)
The Meowalujah Chorus - Hekla P. Husavik & Bettles P. Kotzebue, Clouseau & Cato, Orville & Wilbur, Luna & Pasha, Marmalade & Amberson & Cinders, Prince, Jasmine & Candice
Vocals recorded at Coldfoot Studios, Los Angeles, CA
Strings recorded at Asparagus Media Studios, Takoma Park, MD
Strings engineered by Steve Steckler
Mixed by Steve McDonald
FLUFFY ART BY ALEX BRADLEY

The original track: soundcloud.com/moreiaremusic/fluffys-master-plan-for-world

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Amy Engelhardt Los Angeles, California

Singer/songwriter.composer/lyricist. Vocal arranger.
Session singer.
Doctor Demento artist. Jersey Girl.
Cheese lover.
Garlic fanatic.
Cat Servant. Formerly "Amy Bob" of Grammy noms THE BOBS. Let's order some drinks & appetizers.
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